That's right: coffee mug. Sure, you lead the cage free life, but that doesn't mean your caffeinated compatriot can be afforded the same freedom - you've got to draw the line somewhere! You want a mug to contain some other concoction? Maybe you need to constrain your collection of cotter pins? You're going to need to buy that other mug, bub.
With the Cage Free mug, you'll be the envy of all your friends when they see you drinking that go-juice from a vessel bearing a tiny picture of naked motoman. (What? You didn't notice that? Of course he's naked! After all, aren't pants the ultimate cage???)
Black as the heart of a traffic court judge when cold, this mug will only reveal it's true nature when heated to near boiling.
Cage Free Coffee Mug